Previously, on Avengers.
In my time, I rule all.
But a disruption in the space-time continuum...
destroyed my reality.
We're not going to let you destroy our world. Surrender!
Never!
Kang's done.
The future. That's what we're fighting for.
- You've destroyed everything. - Is that so?
The worst... is yet to come.
Give it up, Kang! We're taking you down!
Warning! High concentrations of chronal energy detected.
The ARC reactor. He's turned it into a time machine!
Cap! Thor! Somebody take it out!
So ends the Avengers.
Subtitles: Nakor38.
What's the situation, Iron Man?
About 20 minutes ago, the energy sensors I installed...
in Hydro-base's prisoner cell block went ballistic.
They started picking up huge quantities of chronal energy.
All concentrated around one man.
Kang!
Wait, I don't get it. Without his armor or his time-chair...
Kang shouldn't be able to do any kind of time travel shenanigans, right?
So what's happening?
Something bad, I'm thinking.
Are you worried, Asgardian?
You should be.
Because even chained here stripped of my armor...
I'm still the Conqueror.
And I will not rest until you are crushed beneath my boot.
You wish to test my might, villain?
Then come. Let us--
Hello, Kang.
The Council of Kangs.
Have you come to gloat?
To mock my imprisonment at the hands of these primitives?
Is that not exactly what you would do, Kang?
We are you, after all.
Simply from other time-lines.
You present the Council with a problem.
Your time-line has become... dangerous.
What are you talking about?
These Avengers.
We have seen them appear in various time-lines, only to be eliminated.
But in yours, their power grows.
In time, left unchecked, these so-called heroes...
could threaten all Kangs across all of time.
They are nothing to me!
Of course not.
You appear to have things well in hand.
The Council of Kangs has sworn never to interfere in another Kang's time-line.
Because of the danger posed by your Avengers...
we make an exception.
Deal with the Avengers, Kang. As we have.
The world has no need of these... heroes.
--finish this!
Indeed, Thunderer.
Let us finish this.
Whoa!
What happened? How did he do that? One second he was in the chair, the next--
Our people are in trouble. That's all that matters!
Avengers, assemble!
Wait, he ran? Kang, the Conqueror ran away?
Not likely, Wasp. Iron Man, can you track him?
He could be anywhere. Any-when.
[JARVIS] Pardon me, sir. But there's been a security breach at Stark Industries.
[JARVIS] An intruder within the ARC reactor chamber.
Or Kang could have gone to my office building.
Kang. Step away from my ARC reactor and surrender.
You heard the man.
Enough!
Avengers. Hit him with everything you've got!
[JARVIS] Warning! High concentrations of chronal energy detected.
The reactor. He's turned it into a time machine!
Cap! Thor! Somebody take out that reactor!
JARVIS, initiate the "New Avengers" protocols. Now! Now!
[JARVIS] "New Avengers" protocols initiated. Locating chosen recruits.
Step aside, birds!
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-man is having lunch.
PB&J with the crust cut off.
Thank you, aunt--
--May.
That didn't sound good.
It's gonna be one of those days, isn't it?
Hey!
This is Bendis! We need backup at the corner of 5th avenue and--
Ore wa Iron Fist da.
Tatakai takunai.
What'd you say to them?
I told them I didn't wanna fight.
You have some serious problems, man!
Are you going to help me, Cage?
Nah. You look like you got it covered.
Besides, Fist, no client means no money.
We're heroes for hire, not heroes for freebies.
Look around. The city's going nuts.
There's all this weird energy.
And I'm pretty sure I saw some cowboys fighting a...
group of medieval knights a few streets over.
We have to do something.
If it's that big of a problem, someone should be willing to cough up some cash.
Fine, we'll help.
But all this stinks like an Avengers problem. So I'm sending them the bill.
Fair enough. Where are the Avengers, anyway?
Come on! Come on!
Thing, what was that?
What's going on out here?
It's better not to ask, I find.
Pretty fancy suit there, Stark? Did you get bored with the old one?
Okay. Am I in some kind of alternate universe. Who are you?
I am War Machine. My name is James Rhodes. I work with Tony.
Well, where the heck is he? Where're the Avengers?
I don't know. I can't reach Tony.
Where's your team? Where're the Fantastic Four?
Some kind of diplomatic mission in another dimension.
I stayed home to watch the game, which I'm missing now thanks to all this!
Any way you could find out the score with that suit of yours?
Okay, think. You can figure this out.
Dinosaurs are extinct. Ergo, these aren't dinosaurs.
Maybe they're ghost dinosaurs. No that's dumb. Maybe they're time traveling--
Now, boy! Heel! Heel!
Hey, ugly!
You wanna take a bite out of someone, try me.
Wait!
Was that really necessary?
You just wiped out the dinosaurs. Again.
You're welcome.
Any idea what's going on here?
And where are the Avengers?
- Hello, Spider-man. - Whoa!
This is an emergency message from the Avengers.
If you're seeing this that means we're dead.
But the world will always need heroes. So I've put together a fail safe program.
If anything ever happened to us.
That doesn't sound good.
You're up. We need your help.
Each of you has proven yourself as a hero.
As someone who has what it takes to be an Avenger.
Is this for real? Iron Man is asking us. Us, to be...
Avengers mansion, the Quinjets, everything. It's all yours now.
The world is depending on you. So go save it.
I'm pretty sure he was talking to you, bub.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
I've no idea what's going on.
[JARVIS] Hello, Spider-man.
[JARVIS] I have additional information for you.
Should we have name tags?
Well, I'm Spider-man and this is my trusty sidekick Wolverine.
Don't push it, webhead.
Anyone happen to know why time is coming apart at the seams?
We fought cavemen on the way here.
Well, the weird british computer in my head is saying that some...
guy named Kang the Conqueror is pulling a citadel here from the 40th century.
And it's breaking time. That we should stop him.
Does that make any sense to anyone?
No.
But if Stark is counting on the six of us to save the world...
then we are all in some serious trouble.
Uh, okay, thanks for that.
I guess... Avengers assemble?
That could have been better.
Time phase in progress.
Citadel transference at 82%.
Hey, Kang!
If you're really from the future, how many times am I about to punch you?
Step away from the machine, now! Before we make you!
Amusing. You think yourselves the new Avengers?
Let me reveal to you what history tells of your little team here. Nothing!
Enough yappin'. Let's do this!
No wait, we have to--
What? Are you kidding? He's one guy. What's he gonna-- do!
Sorry, Thing. Kang! Where is he?
Sorry, that was my fault.
Gonna... tear... you... apart!
What was that? He ripped through us like we were nothing!
Spider-man and Wolverine. They're still down there.
Coming through!
Get off me! I had him, and you--
You had him? Wow! Okay, maybe it's some weird mutant thing, but...
taking a laser to the face is a new way to win a fight to me!
Guys, guys! Look!
What's happening?
It's being replaced.
Kang is bringing his future here.
He's got weapons, robots, ships. And he's bringing it all here.
He's gonna take over the world.
Is that even possible?
Uh, the FF have seen weirder stuff.
So how are we supposed to stop this? Take down Kang?
Here's the news. He just took us all down without breaking a sweat.
This is on us. Kang's not invincible.
The Avengers have taken him down before and you wanna know how?
They did it as the team. They didn't trip all over each other.
They worked together and they took him down.
And that's what we are gonna do.
Now we have to shut down Kang's machine.
I have an idea. I just need time.
And I'm gonna need you guys to get Kang out of there.
I can do that.
Citadel transference at 93%.
Enough!
You wish to be Avengers? Then share their fate!
Uh-oh.
Hey, Rocky. How's your throwing arm? Got a fast ball in ya?
Oh yeah.
It's clobbering time!
Citadel transference at 96%.
JARVIS buddy, you there?
[JARVIS] Indeed, Spider-man.
[JARVIS] I'm broadcasting on the same frequency that...
allows you to sense your spider tracers.
What? Iron Man knows about-- You know what? That can wait!
- Any idea on how to shut this thing down? - No.
What kind of supercomputer butler thing are you?
Kang's technology is from the 40th century and operates in a way I cannot comprehend.
It appears to be controlled by Kang via thought.
Or possibly some intuition Iron Man was unaware of.
Well, what if I just start tearing it apart?
Or-- No, no, no, wait! These look like power cells. What if I just pull those out?
It could shut it down. Or, more likely, it could explode.
You really stink, you know that?
All right, everyone's counting on me. I have to--
Intuition! My spider sense!
If I'm doing something that will blow it up, my spider sense will tell me.
Okay Spidey, no big deal. You can do this.
You can do-- Oh! Okay, not that one.
Warning. Power down initiated.
Time shifts detected. Do you wish to intervene?
I prefer the term "meddle".
Your future ends here.
No, no!
Three guesses where he went.
Kang!
Nooooo!
So, did we win?
Huh. New Avengers. That actually worked.
Well, Kang's gone. Who knows where, or when.
You guys are all alive. We pretty much saved the world.
Although, I think Luke Cage is sending you a bill.
Uh, yeah. I already got it.
So, that's... that's pretty much that.
I guess I can get back to chasing muggers.
Spider-man, you did good. All of you did. The world needs heroes.
Everyone agreed. Even if it's only as a reserve member, we want you as an Avenger.
Oh, wow. I don't know what to say.
Thanks!
So, does this get me a discount anywhere?
Are we sure about this?